Parking in my smallish town has always been a problem. Not so much because there are no parking lots, but rather because there are very few free parking lots.
I felt a bit like Alice in Wonderland when I noticed this car's driver had thought to leave a little note :
"Name of Store. 047346523."
I'd barely finished reading the note when a
"She's at ______. Call the number. She'll come move the car."
So I did. Her assistant came, looking rather sheepish, apologizing for his boss. I told him that I thought the note was rather original. He said she was rather "special" like that.