This year's holiday meal will be extra classy, Ginette!
The spectacularly devised "two for the price of one" dinner special allows you to take your cheri(e)out for a day on the town with lunch and live music....
AAAAAANNNNDDD you get a little party favor too...
.... you'll each get your very own turkey to take with you on the bus ride home!
All of that for 59€ and you'll be home in time to cook one of the turkeys for dinner.
**dinde (dand) = turkey
Also slang for a rather dim-witted person, someone who's easily taken advantage of.**