|Qu'est que tu fais là Père Noel???|
Are these rampant in your country too?
Even though I don't celebrate Christmas, I do like the ambiance of the holiday and driving around to see the decorations and lights. I do not, however, "get" what these Suicidal Santas are for. If you believe in Santa then he's coming on a sleigh or by some other magical mode of transport.
He is surely not McGyver-ing his way into your house, getting stuck at the gutter . . .